What is your pet REALLY saying?
Record their barks or meows and get a snarky, 100% accurate* translation.
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*Disclaimer: Accuracy measured in sheer sass levels.
Recent Roasts
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Goldie (Retriever)
“Is that a sandwich? GIVE ME.”
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Luna (Tabby): "I see your soul. It tastes like chicken."
Buster (Bulldog): "Move. You're in my sunspot."
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Frequently Asked Questions
How does it work?
Our multi-modal AI analyzes your pet's vocalization to produce a fun, scientifically-ish, 100% snarky translation.
Is it really accurate?
It’s 100% accurate in terms of sass levels. We can’t guarantee your cat is actually calling you a "servant", but it’s guaranteed hilarious.
Cat or dog?
Both! Overlord Mode for cats, Good Boy/Girl Mode for dogs.